Its kind of ironic someone asked me to talk about my sex life. An old friend from High School and I have been hanging out a lot lately, she’s pretty funny and tonight we were talking about our awkward first times and sex stories. Hers definitantly topped mine though. I could not stop laughing when she told me the story of her first time with her boyfriend! They didn’t know where to do it just incase his mother came home so they decided to have sex on the kitchen floor and all the sudden they heard keys jingling so her boyfriend took her by the leg and dragged her behind the kitchen island. She grabbed all of her things and ran outside butt ass naked running as she was putting her clothes on. She then called her friends to pick her up. I could not stop laughing because she looks so innocent, but innocent girls have a wild side.
Anonymous asked: I love your blog posts, they make me realize reality sometimes. I bet you have funny sex stories, why do you not talk about sex? You seem to discuss love a lot.
Of course I have a sex live but my mom sees my blog lol! I don’t think I want her reading about it. Yet we are all humans and we will all have sex so it is only expected.